5 Things Girls Do To Look Better In Facebook Pictures
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Remember the days of AOL chat rooms, when you could pretend to be anyone at all and no one would ever know? Nowadays it’s hard to hide your real identity, what with Facebook and all. So what’s an ugly girl to do to ensure that people won’t run screaming from her profile?
Here’s a list of the 5 best tips, tricks and cheats that ugly girls use to make themselves look somewhat normal in their facebook pictures:
1. Only Show Your Face
Ever heard the term Butterface? Everything looks good…but her face. Well, occasionally, the opposite can occur and when it does it’s not pretty. Actually, the face is pretty…
which is why they hide their flabby fannies:
2. Showcase Your Special Talent
…so that no one has to see your hideously deformed face. Um, is she twirling that baton with her crotch? See, I am no longer even remotely curious about what her face looks like. I do wonder how she trained her ass to eat that leotard, though.
3. Dim The Lights
Sure, when you can’t see the horrible acne scars, moldy teeth, and greasy unwashed hair they look great.
…but it’s a whole different story in day light.
4. Work That “Myspace Angle”
See, all the photography-savvy girls know that a good angle will hide practically any flaw. Which is why when you see a hottie in a picture like this…
She actually looks like this….
Sorry to burst that bubble.
5. Get Creative
Occasionally, you get a girl so atrocious that none of these other tricks work. That’s where the real creativity comes in…
Have you been fooled by one of these tricks? Share your story!
Tags: Facebook, facebook funny profiles, facebook profile pics, facebook tips and tricks, funny
haha
haha,girls…..always up to no good
Sergey
the simplest way is to order picture from http://social-network-photo.info/
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Does not leave!
JohnMcNg
Have a heart they are only human.
PANDABLAIR
:D How awful. True as this all is… makeup is the true evil.. turns a cafeteria lady into a porn star. Not fair. Wash it off and bring it. If we’re not comfortable in our own skin, regardless of how we are blessed, then what do we have?
Ohhh, baby.
santa francesca
Maybe they wouldn’t have to do this if guys like you didn’t keep telling them they are ugly (according to the ONE TRUE BEAUTY STANDARD that we all know is SET IN STONE)…
Kroger
Misogyny for the win!
ck
why are some of the responses to this blog so angry? do you really care that much? i think its funny and light, so freaking relax.
Sourav
Some deep introspection! :P
evon t
lol
i did something on facebook fanatics . haahahha but its just too damn true !
haahha
lolzorz
All of those are photoshopped, even the originals.
Jim
Why does anyone waste 30 seconds on facebook? Must be the inteligent conversation.
Biet
This is smart Advertising!
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HomeList
Like the others have stated, this topic has already been covered by a bunch of other websites.
bullshiy
this was fuckn stupid
bumberjack
id still hit dem all
clvrmnky
And that other site just stole it from a lame IGN site.
“Five things men do on Facebook to look like they are intelligent, and not just some airhead douchebag.”
Eddie Z.G.
this is true fools.. if not.. see my real pictures . LOl.. dont get offended :)
haha
fuckin funny man girls are not foolin anyone
boobs
Ha I love that first pic- hilarious! I still think she’s hot.
wrong
actually, this is totally different from the article you linked. and that last picture is hysterical. nice.
dur
Wow, this author is a fail. Copycat at work!
stupid
what a rip off — http://www.brobible.com/story/.....n-facebook
jojack
Where was this blatantly ripped from without giving credit?