The Facebook status update can be many things. For some Facebookers, it is an opportunity to share life’s successes and failures (“I got the job!” or “Broke my leg snowboarding”). One can also use the status update to promote a personal artistic or business endeavor or to raise awareness about some important cause. Other Facebookers like to use the status update to compulsively vent about political issues, traffic, customer service and/or stupid people. But in my humble opinion, the Facebook status update is best used to be a smart-ass.

If you’re not in a creative mood, but would still like to amuse and entertain your Facebook friends, you might want to take a look at these 9 Awesome Facebook Status Updates I recently came across.
 

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Inspired? Got any other great Facebook status updates to share?