15 Freakin Funny Facebook Fan Pages

Some people use Facebook groups to organize events or make political statements, but I’ve never really understood it. It seems pointless. Does anybody pay attention to these things? So you joined “Class of 2003! Is THE Best!!!!” and “Meat is MURDER.” Will your Facebook friends in the Class of 2004 feel cowed? Will the carnivores feel shamed?

No and no.

They will merely join their own Facebook groups, “Class of 2004 is DA BOMB!!!” and “I LOVE STEAK,” respectively. They will never engage in meaningful dialogue; they will merely compete for the highest number of members; and there will never be any clear winner, because no one looks at their Facebook groups again after joining anyway.

However, amid the many pointless Facebook gangs, there are a few groups and pages that truly do make a difference, with hundreds of thousands of members…

…writing open letters to powerful entities

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Facebook Groups, Dear Cupid...

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Facebook group, Dear Homework, you suck

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Facebook groups, I don't need a jacket in the car, Mom!

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…raising consciousness about some obscure special interest

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Facebook groups, Robot voice in the fan

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Facebook groups: Pretending to Be Shot When Something Makes a Loud Noise

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Facebook groups: Foreign Accent = Sexy

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Facebook Groups: Sexy is Final Sale

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Facebook Groups: Sliding Through Closing Doors Without Touching It

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…building solidarity among people who are irritated by the same thing

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Facebook Groups: Uneven Hoodie String Haters Club

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Facebook Groups: I Hate Forgetting What I Was Just About to Do

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Cool Facebook Groups: I Hate Typing !!! and Ending Up with a 1 at the end!!!1

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Facebook Groups: Stop Moving So I Can Read Your Tshirt

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…settling bets and changing lives

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Facebook Groups: My Sister Will Name Her Baby Megatron

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Facebook Groups: My Girlfriend Will Let Me Turn Our House into a Pirate Ship

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Some of these campaigns have been more effective than others. Last I checked, the man who wants to turn his house into a pirate ship has raised approximately $652, due in large part to the massive success of his Facebook group. And “If I get 1 Million Fans my sister will name her baby Megatron” currently has 1.5 million fans, but there’s still no word on whether his sister has held up her end of the bet.

Do you know of any good ones that should be added? If so, share them below.

21 Comments

  1. Jason

    Lol. The last one about the pirates is probably the funniest

    http://www.bypassfanpages.com

    This is a useful site that allows you to get at some of the funnier content on Facebook.

    Has loads of content from funny fan pages too

  2. Kyle

    “That moment your heart stops when your chair tilts back too far.”

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