You have two cows. TC50 has 52. (Day 1)

TechCrunch50 is a conference for early stage startups to showcase their ventures. There are 52 startups presenting, while thousands and thousands of twitts are being exchanged by the audience and countless of blog articles are being written about it. There’s even a dedicated page on Mixx for everything related to the TC50 conference.

It’s a really big event for a lot of people out there and a very exciting one for us too, as we love the Internet and witnessing so many new startups emerging is a really big thrill to us. Because there are so many startups and because so many words have already been written about each of them, we thought about summarizing them all in the “You have Two Cows” concept.

Be sure to also check out Day 2 and Day 3 summarizes.

TechCrunch 50 Day 1

BlahGirls – You have two cows. So what? We have Ashton Kutcher.

Tweegee – You have two cows. If they’re young, send them to us, we’ll keep them occupied.

Shryk – You have two cows. We can teach them how to save and make money.

Hangout – You have two cows. In 3D.

DotSpots – You have two cows. Wanna add some content about them?

Angstro – You have two cows. We can follow them.

Live Hit – You have two cows. We’ll let you know if they’re hot.

StockMood – You have two cows. Sell them now! Their price is falling!

FairSoftware – You have two cows. Give them to us and we’ll distribute the milk.

Yammer -You have two cows. They are twittering about how much milk they produced.

Connective Logic -You have two cows. We can make them act like 4.

Devunity -You have two cows. They can write code together.

OpenTrace – You have two cows. We check the environmental effects of their milk.

CopyBox – You have two cows. Sell their milk using entertaining digital campaigns.

Adgregate – You have two cows. We can sell them on banners and widgets.

AdRocket – You have two cows. You can make more from their e-mail correspondence.

OtherInbox – You have two cows. Unlimited cows@mytwocows.otherinbox.com.