It’s safe to assume you’re a little insane if you’ve gotten your face tattooed in the first place. But what can we expect from people who get “FUCK” tattooed over one eyebrow and “LAPD” over the other?
We shouldn’t judge, I guess. Just laugh. And then feel very, very frightened. Check out our gallery of the Weirdest Mugshots Ever: Special Face Tattoo Edition!
1. Wrongfully Convicted
2. The Devil Wears Tiny Glasses
3. Sunshine State 4 LIFE
4. This guy has self-esteem issues written all over him.
5. Nothing to see here.
6. Pleading insanity
Somehow, this guy is intimidating because of his complete lack of creativity.
7. Ten to Fifteen Years? Welcome to…
9. Giant Egg, Tiny Eagle
10. Doodle Head
12. Beard Writing
13. Cannabis Chin
14. A New Twist on an Old Classic
Special Feature: Neck Tattoos!
Hipster of the Year
Bros B4 Hos
The Anatomy Joker
The Walking Post-it
Karma is…wait, what was I saying?
Oh, right. It’s a bitch.
Let’s hear it for the ladies!
Neck tattooing isn’t as popular with women. We prefer the ultra-seductive cleavage tattoo.
I almost titled this post “Worst Mugshots Ever,” but then I realized there’s rarely such a thing as a “good” mugshot, really. Of course, there are many boring mugshots, featuring people who are either down on their luck — and look it — or scowling.
But remember kids, you don’t need a tattoo to have a weird mugshot.
Out of all of these, I think the best is #3, the guy with what looks like the Florida panhandle on his cheek. It’s just so delightfully unexpected. Which one’s your favorite?
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