Weirdest Mugshots Ever: Special Face Tattoo Edition!

It’s safe to assume you’re a little insane if you’ve gotten your face tattooed in the first place. But what can we expect from people who get “FUCK” tattooed over one eyebrow and “LAPD” over the other?

fuck lapd
 
We shouldn’t judge, I guess. Just laugh. And then feel very, very frightened. Check out our gallery of the Weirdest Mugshots Ever: Special Face Tattoo Edition!
 

1. Wrongfully Convicted

Looks like self-fullfilling prophecy to me.
 
wrongfully convicted
 

2. The Devil Wears Tiny Glasses

devil in glasses

Whatever you do, don't call him Four-eyes.


 

3. Sunshine State 4 LIFE

A panhandle-shaped tear. Tough.
 
sunshine state 4 life
 

4. This guy has self-esteem issues written all over him.

reject

You said it, not me.


 

5. Nothing to see here.

At least he’s honest.
 
question mark guy
 

6. Pleading insanity

Somehow, this guy is intimidating because of his complete lack of creativity.
 

psycho forehead

Show, don't tell. First rule of badassery. Duh.


 

7. Ten to Fifteen Years? Welcome to…

manville
 

8. Git-R-Dun

Git-R-Dun
 

9. Giant Egg, Tiny Eagle

eagle egg
 

10. Doodle Head

His forehead looks like the cover of a psychopath’s spiral notebook.
 
doodle head
 

11. Frankenstein

He’s created a monster!
 
DIY Frankenstein
 

12. Beard Writing

If you can read what’s written in his chinstrap, he’ll give you a diamond…or a carrot.
 
carrot diamond
 

13. Cannabis Chin

This guy has the holy trifecta on his face: the LA Dodgers, Jesus Christ and…weed.
 
weed chin
 

14. A New Twist on an Old Classic

anchor nose
 

Special Feature: Neck Tattoos!

 

Hipster of the Year

vegan mugshot
 

Bros B4 Hos

bros before hos
 

The Anatomy Joker

adam's apple
 

The Walking Post-it

Sept 11 guy
 

Karma is…wait, what was I saying?

karma
 

Oh, right. It’s a bitch.

karma2
 

Let’s hear it for the ladies!

 
Neck tattooing isn’t as popular with women. We prefer the ultra-seductive cleavage tattoo.

all eyes on me

Peekaboo!


 
princess
 
I almost titled this post “Worst Mugshots Ever,” but then I realized there’s rarely such a thing as a “good” mugshot, really. Of course, there are many boring mugshots, featuring people who are either down on their luck — and look it — or scowling.

But remember kids, you don’t need a tattoo to have a weird mugshot.

Amish mugshot

Out of all of these, I think the best is #3, the guy with what looks like the Florida panhandle on his cheek. It’s just so delightfully unexpected. Which one’s your favorite?

8 Comments

  1. Michael

    there is one simple truth about tattoos in general:
    if the person has a beautiful face then in most cases the tattoo looks beautiful, if the person is ugly, he will look ugly even with tattoo. According to a long art tradition beauty has to do with proportion.

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  3. TooManyNotEnough

    Haha, just stumbled across your blog and very impressed. You have gathered a quality collection of face tattoo pictures. We are always impressed and continue to be amazed by what people tattoo above their collars and below their wrist.

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  4. mandy

    Haha sooo funny! I think my favorites are the ‘Wrongfully convicted’ and the ‘Bros before hos’

    It’s hard to imagine that these people really think that their tattoos are legit.

  5. Reality

    Yes, the ENTIRE state of affairs in the US should be judged by these people. Because out of 300 million most these 20 people are to blame.

  6. Uncle B

    Sad comment on the state of Affairs in the U.S. Have you been able to find comparable Asian tattoos? Is this our corporatist mark?

  7. The Brew

    Umm… that’s the entire state of Florida, not just the panhandle.

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