World’s Most Ridiculous Tattoos

| by Natasha Shine

Tattoos can be a beautiful form of self-expression, or they can be a permanent homage to stupidity and bad taste. While some tattoos take months of thought and planning, others leave you wondering, “what in the world were they thinking?!”

Because it is oh-so-fun to laugh at someone else’s expense, we have compiled a list of the most ridiculous tattoos ever to be painfully seared into human flesh. Get excited!

Make Good Use Of That Unwanted Body Hair

This tattoo is one way to guarantee that you will never see ladies in that position.

I would just shave, if this were me…but this works too.

Show Off Your Stupidity

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Okay, but you are certainly not awEsome. Sorry.

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Um, your next what? Did you mean to tell whoever you are pointing your fists at that they are next? Because in that case you were going for “you’re next.” I’m sure you knew that, though, and just ran out of fingers.

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Oh man, there are so many non-extreme things about this picture. Taking self-pictures with your cell phone? Not extreme. Having girly star tattoos on both arms? Not extreme. Spelling it exreme? Definitely not extreme.

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Well if you are going to spell it like that, you should have gotten it on the front!

Let The World Know You’ve Given Up

Not only is this the absolute worst way I can imagine to show pride in your country, but this guy has some serious patriotic ADD. “I want my face to look like the American flag. No, a baseball! Wait…I want the lyrics to two different patriotic songs on my cheeks. Screw it, just do it all and put a huge red white and blue USA across my forehead. Do you think they’ll get the point?”

This guy definitely drives a van and offers candy to children.

Do you ever really want to play checkers, but you forgot your board at home? No problem…

Is anybody else curious about what this guy looks like when he smiles?

Make The Most Of A Crappy Situation

Well this is just plain awesome. The only thing that could possibly make it better is if the note was signed piggy.

When you are short a leg, a sense of humor goes a long way.

I wonder how he lost his arm…

Celebrate Your Belly Button

I would ask why, but then again…are there any good reasons NOT to turn your belly button into an anus?

This is an extra-special way to draw attention to your fat belly.

There really are no words for this exhibitionist monkey tattoo.

I’ve Got My Eyes On You

Gives a whole new meaning to having eyes in the back of your head.

I really want to know how he was able to keep from balding right in the perfect eyebrow location, and the perfect eyebrow location only.

Treasure Chest

This tattoo ensures you can be a pompous douche whether or not you are wearing clothing.

It takes some kind of man to choose his love of spiderman over getting laid ever again.

Let your Geek Flag Fly

Star Wars, meet the Hundred Acre Woods where Christopher Robin plays.

These glasses read: I’m a nerd, but not the kind who will ever have a job.

True devotion to HTML.

Yes, all tattoos should be interactive and appeal to 5 year olds. That is how you know you chose a good one.

Handy Man

How many times do you really think that is going to be funny? One variety of finger mustache is really more than enough.

Wow this is creepy. Not only do we now know how you spend your spare time, but so does your boss, your kid, your priest, your mom. The list goes on and on.

Celebrate God’s Gifts

The only good way to go bald is with a sense of humor.

Now is this a beer belly, or is he just showing off his 6-pack abs?

Animal Cruelty

Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.

Hey, could I get a piggy back ride? Sorry…I already have a monkey on my back.

Aw, he’s nursing a baby giraffe! How sweet.

I Want My Money Back

You know, there is actually no doubt in my mind that this guy has been abducted by aliens.

Irony rears its ugly head

At least he has his priorities in order. Daughter, country THEN Star Wars.

What is the most ridiculous tattoo you have ever seen?


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